let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..