Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?