I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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