And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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