Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
two words...techno handjob
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just puked most of my soul out..
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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