at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize