You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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