I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
so much tequila, so little girl.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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