Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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