I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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