No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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