I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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