I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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