It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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