I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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