They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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