Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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