is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Still dying that you shit outside
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
