Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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