i think i have two assholes
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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