I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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