Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
we're so committed to being not committed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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