Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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