I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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