"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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