So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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