I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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