Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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