Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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