I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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