I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you win again, gameday.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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