it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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