Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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