This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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