She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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