my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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