yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Randomize
