What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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