hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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