I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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