I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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