the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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