i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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