just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
its not stalking. its research.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
