i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
one two three fourrrrnication!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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