i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
