There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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