508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
her vagine was all disorganized.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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