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I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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