It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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