People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
