I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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