did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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