its not stalking. its research.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
