batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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