I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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