to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a bag of teeth...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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