There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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