I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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