Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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